Posting back to back profits, I haven’t run this good since January. If this keeps up I’ll be out of makeup before I go to Jamaica in 6 days. The only way to get away from the online world is to kick it in the Caribbean calling people rasclad bombayclats, and crushing jerk chicken on the beach, I can’t wait.

You ever notice that people who are really adamant about something start to become that thing? As the saying goes, “you are what you eat”. I’ve been living online so much that I’m starting to become my online name more than my human self. When some one cuts me off in traffic, I’ll call them donks. Things don’t make me mad anymore, they tilt me. When things go my way they are shipped to me and then life becomes an easy game…This is why I would much rather be a live pro than an online pro. Not to mention the growing case of arthritis in my right wrist and the strongest index finger on the planet. I try to catch myself saying or thinking these things but its hard because they come so natural now. It’s almost like living in a different country and learning their language once you have been there so long. At least I’m not saying acronyms out loud, that might be rock bottom for me.

I think I understand why some people go crazy. They get so involved in their own world that they can’t even talk to anyone else anymore. Then they have to start talking to themselves because nobody else would understand them. Better keep great relations with family and friends, lesson learned.

St. Patty’s day is approaching, and unless you are in Boston its not the same. Its the Masshole version of Mardi Gras. Maybe the only day of the year where pasty skin and fiery hair are not just accepted, but promoted. Last weekend I went to a festival that was semi celebrating this Irish-American holiday and I saw some kid donking around in an Italian soccer jersey. I thought for sure that some drunk Sean O’McFlannagan would kick him in the nuts for the good of the city, but it didn’t happen. I’m willing to put money on the line I’ll see a fight this weekend though.

Poker needs this announcer….